Might seem like I give a fuck but nah

(Source: whoisahmad)

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

image

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

image

(Source: goatish)

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

spritemix-a-lot:

I’m so out of practice.

spritemix-a-lot:

I’m so out of practice.

“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”
-- A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

blue-collar-girl:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

TV Show Meme | [2/5] Male Characters -> Hiro Nakamura

"Every hero must learn his purpose. Then he’ll be tested and called to greatness."

(Source: superhiro)

heliolisk:

listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
image

cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

image

so slang is slang for slang

image